A bowl of freshly deep fried chicken wings are set down in front of you. Knowing they’re hot does not deter you from picking one up. You then proceed to do the chicken wing dance between your fingers. Holding the wing between one hand before transferring quickly, almost tossing, it to the other, to avoid being burnt.
You blow like a southerly on the outer crunchy coating in an attempt to cool the piping hot wing. Just when you think you have succeeded you bite down with your teeth. The coating shatters on impact with your teeth, resulting in a burst of steam released from the succulently tender meat inside. You accomplish burning your mouth, which results in making panting noises like you have just gone into labour. Theatrical short breaths in and out, along with something sounding like ‘hot hot hot’ in an attempt to stop your mouth burning while continuing to eat.